You Won't Believe This!

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The Fart Tax:
December 8, 2008

We are not kidding. This is REAL!

The Environmental Protection Agency intends to charge a "fee" for flatulence-producing cows and hogs. Farms or ranches with more than 25 dairy cows, 50 beef cattle or 200 hogs would pay a yearly fee of about $175 for each dairy cow, $87.50 per head for beef cattle and $20 for each hog.

Where do you think this rule came from? This is part of of the environmental Marxist movement taking control of Washington. Imagine how proud these nuts are to finally get the Fart Tax passed.

This is pure extremism -- the kind of extremism that I bet you never thought you'd see in America! But here it is -- the Fart Tax!

BTW... YOU will be the one paying for this with an increase the cost of hamburgers! Imagine that! Capital Hill isn't even afraid to attack the all-American hamburger!

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WANTED: Inventor who can create an EZ-Pass device that will strap to a cow's butt to charge by the fart. We will patent this devise as "EZ-Pass-Gas". The market will be huge once the Environmental Marxists realize that people fart too! There's six billion people out there!!!

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As of March 2009 this now the law of the land in Denmark 80 euros per cow and in Ireland 16 euros per cow! The "THE UNBELIEVABLE" is now a reality! America is next, the $50.00 Big Al burger will be an inconvenient truth!